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The Standard The Standard: Gummies | Strawberry Shortcake | 400mg | 10pk

The Standard Gummies are crafted with care using only all-natural, plant-based ingredients. Each batch is cooked with THC during the infusion process, then cured to create a gummy that’s firm on the outside, soft and flavorful on the inside.

After setting, every piece is lightly dusted with sugar and sealed in packaging designed to preserve freshness and texture.

Each gummy is precisely dosed to deliver consistent, long-lasting relief. Effects may begin 45–90 minutes after consumption, so we recommend that patients start low and go slow to find their ideal dose.

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Alpha Extracts Alpha Extracts: Infused Pre-Roll | Ape Snot | 1g

Diesel funk. Sour skunk. Chocolate haze dripping in earthy gas.
Flavors: Like ripping a blunt in a mechanic’s shop — sticky diesel, sour funk, and a hint of bitter chocolate on the back end.
Effects: Smacks with a cerebral rush before locking you down heavy. Euphoric, stoney, and couch-glued — the kind of high that melts stress and leaves you stuck laughing at nothing.
Sticky. Funky. Relentless.

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Alpha Extracts Alpha Extracts: Infused Pre-Roll | Banana Bread | 1g

Ripe banana. Fresh-baked sweetness. Nutty funk with a gas drizzle.

Flavors: Smells like grandma’s kitchen got hotboxed — warm banana loaf pulled from the oven, but laced with diesel. Sweet, nutty, a little dirty.

Effects: Hits soft at first — warm, cozy, mellow vibes. Then the high stacks quick: head feels floaty, body goes gooey, mood lifts into full comfort mode. Relaxed, snacky, still smiling.
Bakes you into a sweet haze — warm, heavy, and impossible to put down.

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The Standard The Standard: Infused Pre-Roll | Blueberry | 1g

Experience an even more powerful and flavorful smoke sesh with The Standard Infused Pre-Rolls.

Blueberry is an indica strain created by crossing Purple Thai with Thai. Its naturally sweet, blueberry-inspired flavor pairs with calming effects that result in a prolonged feeling of euphoria. Many users turn to Blueberry to help manage pain and stress, while enthusiasts and cultivators appreciate its vivid colors and potent THC levels.

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